"Every dog looks like its owner..."
Actually, this is what happens when I'm on vacation and there's a BOGO deal at Claire's — ohh shoot, I just admitted I shop there? It was also really cold AND I'm always on the lookout for an epic Halloween costume. Plus, who doesn't want to be their dog? They get to nap all the time!
ps: I just realized nothing justifies the above. Sorry for dragging you into this emotional holiday purchase.
(phew, we made it!)